1 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,440 So long. 2 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:40,040 Mr. Colbert, can you tell us something about your plan now that you're a free 3 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,940 man? I had any experiences in prison you'd like to share with us? Are you 4 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:43,699 to write a book? 5 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,660 Are the conditions in this prison as bad as we've alleged? I'm not prepared to 6 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:50,040 answer any questions at this point in time. I will say this. 7 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:55,060 The technical violation of campaign law which occurred several years ago is in 8 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:58,040 the past. I'm going to ask that you leave it there. How would you rate your 9 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,200 political future? No regrets? 10 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,000 Oh, I have regrets. 11 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,180 My status under the law. 12 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:09,090 regarding politics and public service is permanently inoperative. 13 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:13,670 However, my desire to serve the people of this state is unchanged. 14 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:16,050 That's all. Thank you. Thank you. 15 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:23,530 Excuse me, Mr. Colbert, just between us. My sources indicate that you have hopes 16 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:24,790 of getting involved in prison reform. 17 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:29,890 I don't know who you are, and I don't know how you came by that information. 18 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,390 I'm Julie Masters. 19 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,610 I'm with the Register. 20 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:35,390 Off the record, the answer's yes. 21 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:39,890 But, um, prison reform is government -connected. You just finished explaining 22 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,210 it. That's okay. It's a special ruling by the Board of Corrections. 23 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:45,250 That's not an easy thing to come by. How do you plan to get it? 24 00:02:46,690 --> 00:02:47,690 Delicately. 25 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:51,530 That's why I don't want any publicity, because it would damage my chances. 26 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:53,790 And now you could damage my chance. 27 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:56,950 But I trust that you won't. And that's all. Thanks. 28 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,900 He's an innocent fellow. 29 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,480 For he's an innocent fellow. 30 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:12,100 For he's an innocent fellow. 31 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,000 That's finally, finally free. 32 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:26,940 You didn't think I'd do it, did you? No, 33 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,940 I didn't. 34 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:29,700 I sure am glad you did. 35 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,880 Last time I heard you sing was in a campaign plane. 36 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,680 Grounded by snow in a little town upstate. Fort Jervis. 37 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,820 I was doing advanced publicity for you. 38 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,120 Where to, folks? 39 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,920 The Bugle Building, please. 40 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,520 He said yes? 41 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,500 He said he'll see you. 42 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:56,580 Reluctantly. I know, Mr. Jameson. 43 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,560 It's going to take a lot of convincing to get him to your side. 44 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,480 I wish I could do more, but... You've already done far more than I thought 45 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,600 anyone would do, Rita. 46 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,460 I've got to get him to listen to me. 47 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,400 I don't have to listen to a convicted felon, Mr. Colbert. And I never did like 48 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,100 your brand of politics, either. 49 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:22,040 Your editorial page has made your position very clear over the years. Why 50 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,680 you agree to see me? To take personal pot shots at me? 51 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,700 Because of that young lady out there. 52 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,380 And, incidentally, she has an ally in Mr. Parker here. 53 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:38,160 I'm here because I need your help, Mr. Jameson. 54 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:43,380 I need someone of high stature, of high standing in the community like yourself 55 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,900 to intervene with the prison board on my behalf. 56 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,320 Can you give me one good reason why I should go to bat for you? 57 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,780 Just give me one good reason. 58 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,460 Time. And the thousands of discarded men who are running out of it and who are 59 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:03,180 running out of patience as well. The conditions in that prison... 60 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:04,530 aren't fit for animals. 61 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,810 I've seen zoos with bigger cages. 62 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:11,210 Well, you know what it's like. I mean, prisons are supposed to offer some kind 63 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,210 of rehabilitation. 64 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:13,390 And in fact, they do. 65 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:14,790 For jungle survival. 66 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:16,930 Certainly not for life in the community. 67 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:20,330 So what makes you think that Colbert here can do a better job than the 68 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:21,450 who've tried and failed? 69 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:22,990 Because I've lived it. 70 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,790 I know what the problems are. 71 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:26,270 I know what causes them. 72 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:29,230 And I want an opportunity to do something about it. 73 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:31,190 I want to make a contribution. 74 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,940 Call it retribution if it makes you feel any better. But I need your help. 75 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:41,580 You know, we've got an opportunity here not only to help, but also to get a good 76 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:42,580 story out of this. 77 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,120 Well, I need some time to think it over. 78 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,360 That's the best I can offer you right now. 79 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,380 If I do agree, 80 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:54,660 the bugle gets an exclusive, and Parker goes along to cover the story. 81 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,680 Not so good, huh? 82 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,080 Well, he didn't say no. 83 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,020 But he didn't say yes, either. 84 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,260 And I'll bet he didn't give you any indication of when he would say yes. 85 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,020 Well, I think if you believe in something strongly enough, you have to 86 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:19,699 after it. 87 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,760 Rita, Rita, would you buzz Jameson right away, please? 88 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,780 There's been a riot at the state prison. 89 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:27,160 The ringleaders are a couple of guys named Cates and McTeague. 90 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:29,580 I knew it. I knew it was coming. 91 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,960 Jim, do you think you could do anything about this? 92 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:35,420 I know those men. 93 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,720 But by the time Jameson gets finished thinking it over, it's going to be too 94 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,240 late. Maybe not. 95 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,680 Maybe not. Excuse me. 96 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:49,080 Wait just a minute, Rita. I'm not so sure this is a good idea. I think... 97 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,080 going on out there? 98 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 A prison riot. 99 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,640 That's right. State prison. The inmates have taken hostages, they have control 100 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,620 of the security office, and they won't negotiate with the superintendent. 101 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,540 Well, let's get somebody on it. Parker's still out there, isn't he? So is James 102 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:05,480 Colbert. He thinks he could turn the situation around. 103 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,860 The bugle is in a position to do more than just cover the story, Mr. Jameson. 104 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,820 Why don't you give Colbert a chance? Help him to get inside that prison. 105 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,480 what kind of a hold does this convict have on you anyway? 106 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:23,440 He may be a convict to you, but to me he is a dignified human being that gave me 107 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,340 a chance once at some self -respect when I really needed it. 108 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:33,060 Mr. Jameson, he gave me my first job, one where I was trusted and given the 109 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,900 responsibility I knew I could handle. 110 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:40,670 You know, you get pretty down on yourself when you realize you are 111 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:42,830 than the corporation's token black. 112 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:45,670 Is that what you think you are here? 113 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:49,950 I would not be here if I thought that. 114 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:53,450 Good. Here's my agenda for today. 115 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,030 Get busy on it. 116 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:58,790 After you put through my call to the Board of Corrections. 117 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:18,930 Look at that set of wheels. 118 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,550 Well, it's the guys from the newspaper. 119 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:25,190 They're going to put us in the headlines. 120 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,310 That's our ticket out of here. 121 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:31,150 What? I can hotwire that thing in nothing flat. Drive right out the gate. 122 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:35,090 Yeah, and right into six months in a hole in a permanent reservation in the 123 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:35,969 pen. 124 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:37,730 Hey, do us all a favor, okay, big time? 125 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:38,970 Forget it, huh? 126 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,149 Matee's right. 127 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,970 I've seen a lot of cons try, and I've seen a lot of cons fail. 128 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,730 So back off. 129 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:46,310 Back off of me, big man. 130 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:48,510 Maybe you want to go out of here in a rubber sack. 131 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:49,910 But not this con. 132 00:08:58,990 --> 00:08:59,990 You. 133 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,570 You on the end. Yeah. 134 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,570 You hack. Come on, stand up. 135 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,890 What the biggest shield I could find. 136 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,350 Come on. 137 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:10,830 Come on! 138 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,630 Up against the wall. Hands high. 139 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,150 Up! 140 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,750 Let's move. 141 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,670 No, let me. 142 00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:34,330 Yeah. 143 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:39,170 Hey, I said I'd contact you if and when I had anything to say, huh? 144 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:45,330 Hopeless. I told you you were wasting your time, Colbert. Warden, may I talk 145 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,330 him? At least let me try. 146 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,960 Take it on the extension. 147 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,000 McTeague, this is James Colbert. 148 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,380 Hey, Colbert. 149 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,040 Gets in your blood, huh? 150 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,940 What's the matter? Can't stay away? 151 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,480 What do you want? 152 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,360 Just hear me out. That's all I ask. 153 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,040 What for? 154 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,260 Why you? 155 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,380 Well, you're going to have to talk to somebody eventually, McTeague. 156 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,820 I've faced your problems and I understand them. And you know that I do. 157 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,060 But they're not your problems anymore, so what can you do about them? 158 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,760 Well, with your cooperation, I can help you get what you want out of this. 159 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,960 Now, what do you say that we get together and talk? 160 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,860 We are talking about it. 161 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,900 It'll be easier over a cup of coffee. 162 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,820 Hey, just slow down a minute there, Slick. 163 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,480 First of all, I have a list of conditions. 164 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,920 We're going to go. 165 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,020 Then get out of this tub. 166 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,360 Hey, wait a minute. Wait, wait a minute. I'm not through. 167 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,260 I said no guards, no guns. 168 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,070 And no warden. 169 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,030 I'll agree to that. 170 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:00,970 McKeague, what do you say to a reporter? 171 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,810 I say lousy. A reporter? 172 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,210 He doesn't want you involved. 173 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:08,250 Now look, I mean, you made a deal and he's making a mistake. 174 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:10,270 More than that, I... 175 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:17,230 You all 176 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,230 right? 177 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:25,340 Yes. Yes, I'm fine. I was just thinking, maybe you shouldn't pressure him right 178 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:32,080 now. Maybe you should start negotiating and bring me in later. I'll just back 179 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,340 out of here for now. 180 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,220 Well, it's your point, McTeague. I'm going to see you alone. 181 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200 I'll see you in a few minutes. 182 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,140 All right. 183 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,760 I'll take over like a statue. 184 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,060 He's great. 185 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,380 Right on. 186 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,260 Solid. Real solid, yeah. 187 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,960 Well, you pulled it off so far, but we got a long way to go to make this caper 188 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,220 work. Don't worry. You guys just stop the riot and make me look like a hero. 189 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 It's in the works. 190 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,580 And that reporter, is he going to blow us or what? 191 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:47,140 He'll be trouble. 192 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,800 Well, what can't you get rid of him? For now, I have gotten rid of him. 193 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,180 But Cates is right. We have a long way to go. 194 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,480 I had to agree that he could cover me. 195 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 He'll be back. 196 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,700 And he can still blow this whole caper. 197 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,740 I'm going to see that he can't. 198 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:08,680 Next time his name appears in a news flash, it will be in an obit column. 199 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,580 There's a whole long list of grievances still to be thrashed out, but I've got 200 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:23,580 to tell you, Jim Colbert really handled those inmates during the riot. After 201 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:27,760 three days of negotiation, all you've accomplished is the concert at the 202 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,080 Well, the negotiations on the other things are still underway. 203 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,080 Wire! Command performance by my administrative assistant. 204 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,880 Well, Jim thought that some live entertainment might help to settle 205 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,240 So, uh, he asked me to sing. 206 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,100 But my deal with Colbert still stands. 207 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,940 I want you there, Parker. 208 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,300 Don't worry about a thing, Mr. 209 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,880 Jameson. Now, Mr. Colbert is going to meet me at my apartment, and we're going 210 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,100 to arrange all the coverage. 211 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,550 Yes? Good. 212 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,890 Hello? Pete, it's Jim Colbert. 213 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,190 Oh, hi, Jim. I thought you'd be here by now. 214 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,910 Yes, I thought so, too, but I'm running behind schedule here at the prison. 215 00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:12,330 I think that you're going to have to meet me here. Can you leave now? 216 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,530 Yeah, sure. Just leave my pass at the gate. 217 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:15,830 It's already done, Pete. 218 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,450 Wait a minute. What about Rita? We were supposed to pick her up. 219 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,730 That's right. 220 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,150 Stop there first. 221 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:22,510 Bet. 222 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,980 Better shake it. We've got customers out there. 223 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,100 No case of the jitters? 224 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,080 The giant economy size. 225 00:16:55,420 --> 00:17:00,180 We have just a few loudspeakers left to position, and we should be ready to go 226 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,180 soon. Okay. 227 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,780 I told you, I'm a reporter, and I've got to get into that concert. 228 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,680 Fella, there's no pass here for anybody by the name of Parker. 229 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,240 Sorry, but no pass, no play. 230 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,719 Look, Mr. 231 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,150 Colbert, James Colbert... Now, he was supposed to leave it for me, and I was 232 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,430 supposed to pick it up. Yeah, I know, Mr. Colbert. 233 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,230 He arranged for two passes. 234 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:22,390 His and the gala was with him. I let him in before. 235 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:26,410 Was that a young black woman with short hair, kind of attractive? 236 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,990 Yeah. I figured she was with the show. 237 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,670 I checked out her guitar. 238 00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,350 Hey, listen, do you want me to try and contact Superintendent Bishop? 239 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:42,470 Are you okay? 240 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,720 Yeah, sure. 241 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,920 What about my calling the superintendent? 242 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:49,860 No, thanks. 243 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,140 It's all right. 244 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,310 Time for your intro. 245 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:26,670 Okay. 246 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:35,570 Okay. 247 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:43,790 Now the reason you're here, a talented, beautiful performer. 248 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,330 In my reflection. 249 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,210 the next loud sound we hear ain't going to be the sound of applause. 250 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,490 Just like the old 251 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,060 Did he take you to the prison before the concert? 252 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,720 Yeah, he picked me up at my place. 253 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,400 I was supposed to take you there, remember? 254 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,640 He called me at my apartment at the last minute and canceled our meeting. Said 255 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,800 he was running way behind schedule or something. I don't know. 256 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:45,860 Anyway, I was supposed to pick you up, and we were both supposed to meet him at 257 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:46,860 the prison. 258 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,340 So I opened the door to my apartment to leave, and kaboom. 259 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,860 He lied to me, Rita, and he lied to you, too. 260 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,480 But why? 261 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,630 That's what I'd like to ask Mr. Colbert. Now, do you know where I can get in 262 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,610 touch with him, where he is, his address? Ah, you're back. Good. You were 263 00:23:02,610 --> 00:23:04,090 Colbert. Now, where are the riot pictures? 264 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:05,910 Oh, I didn't get any. 265 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,950 Spider -Man saved a man's life. Two convicts escaped and you didn't get any 266 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:10,950 pictures? 267 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,290 Escaped? Who escaped? 268 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:13,890 Jason McTeague. 269 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,090 Went over the back wall during the commotion. 270 00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:19,310 They're the ones that Jim negotiated with after the riot, aren't they? 271 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:22,790 Yes, they are. And I have a feeling they got to talking about something other 272 00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:24,410 than a new work furlough program. 273 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:28,220 What are you hinting at? I'm not hinting at anything, sir. I am saying that 274 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:33,980 Colbert set this whole thing up so he could bust those two out. He's been... 275 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,760 sorry, Rita, but that's the way it is. 276 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640 Excuse me. 277 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,520 She'll get over it. 278 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:46,660 Go to my office. I'd like to find out why you blew that assignment. 279 00:24:09,919 --> 00:24:14,060 What's Colbert doing with a couple of long -termers like those Khans? 280 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,420 Maybe we should run it through the riddle box. What do you get when you 281 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:22,260 disgraced politico with an ex -biker, ex -boxer, and an over -the -hill 282 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:25,460 aerospace technician who got caught taking home a few circuit boards in his 283 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,460 lunchbox? 284 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,940 Beats me. I am the foggiest. 285 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,580 Well, maybe we should ask Rita. 286 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,320 She's been working this riddle longer than any of us. Parker, wait a minute. 287 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720 Parker! 288 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,180 How'd I do? Well, it was better than the last time, but... Oh, did I make it, or 289 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:03,879 didn't I? 290 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,540 Oh, sure, you made it by a mile. 291 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,380 Hey, Peter, wait! 292 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,900 Oh, not now, I'm sorry. 293 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,679 I can't wait. Oh, great. 294 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,320 Listen, we did have a date. I was supposed to meet you here. 295 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:36,540 Oh, yeah, that's right. I apologize. Something big has just come up. I'll 296 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,540 to make it up to you later. 297 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,640 Oh, yeah? Well, not good enough, friend. You're on some kind of a hot lead, 298 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:45,040 right? Back off, would you, Julie? I'm really, really in a hurry. Look, you 299 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,880 me six ways from Sunday on the Colbert story. Is this connected? 300 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,020 I'm not kidding. I'm leaving. 301 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,260 We gotta try something else. 302 00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:34,080 Just like that we threw out a whole year's planning? 303 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,000 Why? Because the cycle won't make the leap. Here, let me tell you something, 304 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,100 Slick. 305 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,160 We must have done about a million jumps this morning, right? 306 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400 Am I right? 307 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,660 And I only made it once. 308 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,060 By this much. 309 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,940 So what's wrong with using a chopper, huh? 310 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,960 We just can't fly a chopper over the city. 311 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,880 They'd spot us on radar like that. 312 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,080 Forget it. 313 00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:59,170 There's no other way. 314 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,370 I know it's risky. We just have to take our chances. 315 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:06,430 Hey, I'm the one that's putting it on the line. It's my ticket that gets 316 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:07,430 canceled. 317 00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:09,050 Now listen. 318 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:15,570 There's 50, maybe 100 million bucks in that vault on a top floor. 319 00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:17,570 The only other way is the elevator. 320 00:27:18,190 --> 00:27:22,250 It needs the manager's palm print to program the elevator to stop at the 321 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,250 level. 322 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,310 If I could get him to do it, I wouldn't need you. 323 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:31,630 you'd still be under the rehabilitative care of the good people of this state. 324 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,390 You're going to make that leap. 325 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:36,650 We're going to do it today. 326 00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:40,590 Somebody there? 327 00:27:46,890 --> 00:27:47,890 Rita! 328 00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:49,370 Hello, Jim. 329 00:27:50,230 --> 00:27:51,490 Be all right if I came in? 330 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:54,650 I was just getting some papers together. I was just about to leave. 331 00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:57,630 I... It'll just be for a minute. I have to talk to you. 332 00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:00,670 Come on. 333 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:20,170 We've got a lot of campaign speeches here, Rita. 334 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:25,120 Wish that's what I was doing now, believe me. 335 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,540 What are you doing, Jim? 336 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,020 A lot of people are saying things about you. Terrible things. 337 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,280 I'm not surprised. 338 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,500 That's just one of many attitudes that's going to have to be dealt with and 339 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,940 changed. Once a con, always a con. 340 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:43,300 You've heard that before. 341 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,160 And I don't want to believe it, Jim, but... 342 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:53,520 I found this in my guitar keys. 343 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,100 And I know you lied to Peter about picking me up. 344 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,140 Yeah, that's right, I did. 345 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,800 What? 346 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,300 Everything people are telling you is probably true, Rita. 347 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,940 So you'd better believe it. 348 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,400 But why? 349 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440 What for? 350 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,120 Because I'm going to get something out of this for myself. 351 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:28,220 That's what for. 352 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,820 I put every cent that I ever earned and all my energy into a political career. 353 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,460 It took years of planning and work. 354 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,360 Constant travel. 355 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,000 Couple of hours sleep in airport lounges night after night. One speech after 356 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,740 another, one speech after another till my throat was raw. 357 00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:50,770 And for what? 358 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:55,430 I'm convicted for accepting one campaign contribution I don't even need? 359 00:29:55,710 --> 00:30:00,370 I make a minor misstep and my whole life is blown out of the water? 360 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:02,710 Is that fair? 361 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,170 Is it? 362 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,970 Fourteen months in jail? 363 00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:09,590 In that god -awful rotten hole? 364 00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:11,590 I didn't lie about that. 365 00:30:14,170 --> 00:30:16,490 If you're not an animal when you go in there... 366 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,670 You're an animal when you come out, though. 367 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:28,150 Jim, I... I gotta go. 368 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,110 Rita, I'm afraid that I can't allow you to do that. 369 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:38,170 I have a gun in the drawer, Rita. I would rather not take it out. Now 370 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:39,370 please. 371 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,210 Cooperate. 372 00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:44,290 Kate? McTee? 373 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,660 Tie her up in the garage. 374 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,340 I'll handle it. 375 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,960 Something I've got to finish up there before we go. 376 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,100 You better move her car around back so nobody will spot it. 377 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,460 Yeah. 378 00:31:20,490 --> 00:31:22,070 That's not too tight, is it? 379 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:26,230 There are far worse kinds of pains. 380 00:31:27,070 --> 00:31:28,070 Believe me. 381 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:41,350 It's going to make a lot of noise. Don't let it frighten you. 382 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:17,080 What are you doing? 383 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,380 Whatever you're doing. 384 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:21,500 You're not going to get rid of me, so why don't you just level? What's here? 385 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760 Don't go away, all right? Go ahead. 386 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,419 It's okay. 387 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,380 Come on. I don't know what's here. 388 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,420 Let's just say I'm playing a hunch. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, let's just say we're 389 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,420 both playing your hunch. 390 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,380 Julie, why don't you do us all a big favor and go away? 391 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,800 Any day now. 392 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:40,160 Peter, I'm sticking with you for this story, whatever it is. 393 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:44,740 Now, you can't change it, so why don't you just cool down and be nice? 394 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,600 I'll give you some light. 395 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:45,180 Tie 396 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:55,340 them 397 00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:56,340 up, too. 398 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,200 They can finger us, you know. 399 00:34:01,699 --> 00:34:05,140 By the time they get a chance to, we'll be sitting pretty with $100 million 400 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:09,239 where nobody can find us. Oh, yeah, that's just great. They'll go off and 401 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,500 some school for the deaf and dumb, right? Sit down. 402 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,560 That's what I told myself just before I was busted the last time. Listen to me. 403 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,120 This is not the way to go. There's not going to be any killings. 404 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:21,139 Now get that through your head. 405 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:23,159 Now get moving. 406 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,198 You too, Cates. 407 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,199 Let's go. Let's get moving. 408 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,040 I'm sorry, Rita. 409 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:55,219 But don't worry, you won't be hurt. 410 00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:56,940 That man's crazy. 411 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,100 I don't know about you, Catesy, but if we pull this job off, I'm gonna pay a 412 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,480 visit to that garage on the way back. 413 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:07,090 I ain't gonna let anybody walk around and put me back in the pig pen. 414 00:35:08,390 --> 00:35:11,470 Those three, they gotta be hiding. 415 00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:20,880 Okay, how could Colbert get his hands on a hundred million dollars? Did you hear 416 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,638 them say anything? 417 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,960 No, only what you did. 418 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,390 When they were in here. 419 00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:27,470 Wait a minute. 420 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:29,570 Colbert was on the banking committee. 421 00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:33,830 Now, they paid him off and fingered him to save their own skins. 422 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:37,870 It was all part of some kind of international foreign exchange currency 423 00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,230 commission or something like that. 424 00:36:39,870 --> 00:36:42,270 They claimed that he forced them to make campaign donations. 425 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:46,530 Yeah, that's what they said, that he offered them his vote on international 426 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:51,290 monetary issues if they... Yeah, well, what was the name of the company or the 427 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,490 bank or what was it, Rita? 428 00:36:53,230 --> 00:36:54,390 I -F -M -N. 429 00:36:55,290 --> 00:36:57,690 International Financial Monetary Merchants. 430 00:36:58,990 --> 00:36:59,990 Yeah. 431 00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:03,190 They're in that big security building downtown. 432 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,330 Colbert must have figured out some kind of a way to crack their fault. 433 00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:08,810 Go ahead, Peter. 434 00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:10,190 I'll go with Rita. 435 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,390 Yeah, go, Peter. 436 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,250 That doesn't look too far. 437 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,740 That's 18 feet, exactly. 438 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,480 Yeah, and you'll try an 18 -foot jump with a 30 -foot run. 439 00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:02,450 Hello, my name is Peter Parker. I'm with the Bugle. Who's your appointment with? 440 00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:07,050 I don't actually have an appointment, but I have reason to believe that 441 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:08,830 is making an attempt on your vault. 442 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:13,710 Yeah, me too. 443 00:41:14,490 --> 00:41:17,290 There are over 100 million reasons right up there in the vault. 444 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,230 But let me tell you something. 445 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,950 There ain't nobody going to crack this, baby. There's no way to get to it. 446 00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:28,110 And even if you could, it's pick -proof, bomb -proof. I mean, you even touch the 447 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:33,610 surface of that door with a match, a torch, an explosive device, bingo, all 448 00:41:33,610 --> 00:41:34,610 bells start ringing. 449 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:36,810 Alarm systems heat sensitive. 450 00:41:37,110 --> 00:41:40,510 Yes, I'm aware of that. What I'm saying is I think someone might have figured 451 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:41,910 out a way around all of those things. 452 00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:43,210 Uh -huh. 453 00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:47,530 Well, maybe they have, but they ain't here yet. 454 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:49,970 I'll call you when they show. 455 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:52,010 You'd be smarter if you called the police. 456 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,220 We do our own felices around here. 457 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:56,980 Thanks. 458 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:30,610 What's with the yellow box? 459 00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:35,250 That is a computerized ultrasonic sensor. 460 00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:36,910 Oh, yeah? 461 00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:39,130 Well, what's that supposed to do? 462 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:42,570 That is going to open the safe for us. 463 00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:47,050 It's going to do it without setting off any of the alarms that are sensitive to 464 00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:49,250 vibrations or to heat. 465 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,700 Not bad for an old con. 466 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:33,810 Look at that. All right, we can look at it later. Let's do it. 467 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:39,830 All 468 00:43:39,830 --> 00:43:50,950 right. 469 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:52,650 That's it. 470 00:45:56,810 --> 00:45:58,170 Spider -Man made it here before we did. 471 00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:15,890 Well, I think the door is really shut on these guys. 472 00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:18,850 You a witness, sir? 473 00:46:22,510 --> 00:46:23,510 I'm sorry, Rita. 474 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,190 I know this was a pretty bitter pill. 475 00:46:29,230 --> 00:46:35,190 Well, sometimes the medicine does leave a bad taste, but it 476 00:46:35,190 --> 00:46:38,310 does the job.